The Indecent Proposal

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Best Laid Plans

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Sometimes you have to move all of your living room furniture into every conceivable new position just so you can finally appreciate it exactly how it was when you started. And then you sit on it and begrudge the universe its accidental metaphors.

Medically Proven?

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System Overload

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The September Summer

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I love writing dialogue. I hate writing action sequences. This explains why I talk so much while doing so little.

I know the title typically goes to a woman, but let’s all forget that sexist rule and admit that Chris Pratt is America’s Sweetheart.
Every day this week a single fly has invaded my house. Every day I have stalked, swatted, and ended its tyranny. And every day, a new one has risen in its place. This is my own personal war on terror.

The Homosexual Agenda

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